Nude Beach Erection Guide: How to have fun when things pop up

Nude Beach Erection Guide

My wife and I have been visiting nude beaches for a few years now. During that time, we encountered more than a few men at the beach with erections. Some seem embarrassed and others seem proud of their erect penis. This leads to the question of whether there is a nude beach erection guide.

In general, there are a number of general rules in regard to a nude beach erection. These rules depend on what type of nude beach you are at. The accepted rules at a public nude beach in the USA would call for covering the erection. This is different from the looser rules at a swinger resort beach.

So let’s take a look at how to treat a nude beach erection at these different types of beaches. What you should do about an erection, where to go if you don’t want to see erections or want to see erections, do you need to be worried about your penis size if you have a beach boner, and what can be done about it.

Nude Beach Erection: The Cover Up

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At most nude beaches in the USA, erections are not acceptable. Here is a guide to hiding your nudist beach erection:

  • Roll over onto your stomach if laying out.
  • Pull your knees up towards your chest if sitting up
  • Take a dip in the water (especially if it is cold)
  • Cover with your beach towel
  • Concentrate on something non-sexual (math problems, your grandmother, etc…)
  • Put on baggy clothing
  • Have your wife/girlfriend sit in front of you.
  • Take a quick break in your car until the erection subsides.
  • If not in an appropriate situation and you can’t get it under control. You can always leave.

You will find that a nude beach erection is not acceptable at most nude beaches in the USA. Most nude beaches operate under “naturist” guidelines and consider nudity to be nonsexual. This nonsexual attitude tends to make an erection something to cover up or definitely not flaunt.

Erections are frowned upon at most public nude beaches. If you are looking for a beach that is more accepting of erections, then you are probably looking for a private swinger lifestyle beach or resort.

Erections are considered to be natural occurrences so you do not need to be embarrassed. However, you are expected to cover them up or minimize the exposure of the erection.

An important thing to remember is that you need to be careful about sexual behavior at nude beaches. At a public nude beach, sexual acts are illegal just like on a regular beach. So while an erection is considered natural, using that erection for masturbation or a sexual act can get you arrested.

It is important to remember that most of these public or naturist beaches are open to children and therefore behavior should be restrained.

For a nude beach where erections are more freely displayed, you may want to check out a swinger resort. Sexual behavior is more accepted and there are no children around.

To find out more about naturist nudity you can check out Naturist or Swinger Nude Resorts and Beaches.

Accepted Nude Beach Erection: The Swinger Resort

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If you are looking for a spot where a nude beach boner is more accepted, then you may want to look at swinger resorts. These places are geared towards the sexualization of nudity. This leads to erections being much more common and accepted.

If you think that you want to show off your beach erection, swinger resorts are where you can easily show it off without getting in trouble or causing problems.

The action at swinger resorts can often be just like what goes on in nude beach swinger videos. There can be all kinds of sexual activity and erections are not just accepted but are encouraged.

This does not mean that you can do whatever you want with your nude beach erection at this type of resort. There is still unacceptable behavior. Please see the Creep Factor section below.

Probably the best swinger resort that has a tropical beach is the Hedonism II resort. This is a place where you can definitely show off your nude beach erection or see the erection of others.

Where to Find Nude Beaches or Resorts

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There are nude beaches and resorts located throughout the USA. There are both naturist and swinger-type locations in almost all of the states.

If you are looking for a nude beach or resort in your area, be sure to use TheMonsterSite. Enter your state in the search bar at the top of the page to find what information we have for your state. We are working on researching nudist locations in all 50 states. You can see if your state has been cataloged.

The Creep Factor with Nude Beach Erection

The Golden rule of a nude beach erection is to not be creepy about it. An erection is an all-natural occurrence and most will not feel uncomfortable about it unless you make it that way.

Even at a naturist beach, no one is going to freak out if you fall asleep while sunning and pop a beach boner. The problem comes in when you start to make others feel uncomfortable about the beach erection.

Staring at women while you have an erection will definitely cause a creepy factor that may get you in trouble. Touching yourself while you have an erection can definitely get you in trouble and booted off the beach and possibly arrested. Once again, if this is your thing then check out the swinger resorts.

Once you find a swinger resort, there are still some rules to take into consideration. Be aware of your situation. If you are sitting poolside or at the beach at a swinger resort staring at an unknown woman while you touch your beach erection, this will be considered bad form and will probably get you kicked out.

No one will mind if you have a beach erection at a swinger resort while sunning and minding your own business. Additionally, getting an erection and touching yourself while watching a couple in a swinger playroom is totally acceptable. You need to read the situation.

Nude Beach Penis Size

A major concern of men when they go to a nude beach is their penis size. We know that it shouldn’t matter but we still tend to dwell on it.

I remember that I did not want to go to a nude beach because I was worried about my penis size. I knew it was not a major factor with my wife but I did not want to feel embarrassed by surrounding her with men that had larger penises.

If you are concerned about this, I have some good news and bad news. The good news is that you shouldn’t worry because penis size is not really a major factor to most people and there are many other factors that are much more important.

The bad news is that nude beaches will probably not make you feel any more important about your penis size.

From our observations at nude beaches, we have found that the men are often a little more endowed than the general public, especially at the swinger resort beaches. Size inspires confidence. So the men with the size tend to show what they have more often than those that worry about it.

Our penis size observations came from information gathered at our visits to Gunnison Beach in New Jersey, Haulover Beach near Miami, and the beach at Hedonism II resort.

For more information on penis size at the beach be sure to read Penis Size at Nude Beaches. If you are going to hit the swinger resorts, you tend to encounter even larger penises as detailed in Penis Size at Nudist Resorts.

What Can be Done about Penis Size

You do not need to obsess about penis size when it comes to a nude beach boner as it is not the most important thing for most people. But many guys can’t help but worry about penis size. Fortunately, you can improve the size of your penis and your erection.

Unfortunately, there are not any quick and easy ways for a man to improve his penis size but there is some hope. No magic pills will make a penis larger but there are techniques and devices that will enlarge the penis over time with a little effort.

There are three areas that a man can work on to improve his penis size. These areas are erection quality, penis length, and penis thickness.

Erection Quality

The most important thing to work on is erection quality. This does not actually make your penis larger but good erection quality will make your penis look and feel larger to your partner. In addition, good erection quality is necessary to undertake a penis enlargement program.

We all know about pharmaceutical methods like Viagra and Cialis but these pills do not work for everyone and they do have some potential side effects. For the best erection quality, I suggest that you give acoustic wave therapy a try.

This relatively new treatment is truly a game-changer. This proven effective device addresses a primary cause of ED, which is impaired blood flow to the penis. It does not just mask the damage as erectile dysfunction pills do.

This type of treatment was previously only available in a medical office setting at a cost of thousands of dollars. With the new Phoenix device, you can now receive this revolutionary treatment at home for significantly less cost.


Before you can undertake a penis enlargement program you will need to make sure that you have consistent erection quality including spontaneous and nocturnal erections.

Penis Length

If your goal is to lengthen your penis, you really only have one option. Penis traction devices are the only method that has been shown in scientific studies to lengthen the penis.

Even penis enlargement surgery requires the use of these traction devices to achieve erect length gains. This is not a quick or easy technique but it is the only one that works.

To learn more about penis traction devices check out Do Penis Traction Devices work? for more information. The two top-rated penis traction devices are the Total Man System and the Phallosan Forte.

Penis Girth

Many women find penis girth to be much more important than penis length. You have a few options to increase penis girth.

The easiest but most expensive is cosmetic procedures using dermal fillers like Juvederm. Of course, cosmetic procedures do have risks associated with them.

A more natural method to add girth is the penis traction devices mentioned above. They can add on some girth over time.

For another natural method, I would suggest using a high-quality penis pump like the Bathmate series. I utilized my Bathmate pump in addition to my penis traction devices to obtain some fantastic penis size gains.

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