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Secrets Hideaway: Orlando’s Swinger Resort

Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort

My wife and I have been visiting swinger lifestyle resorts for some time now. We have found that most of our favorite resorts are in Florida. With all of our travel experience, we offer this review of Orlando area Secrets Hideaway clothing-optional swinger lifestyle resort.

All that begs the question, Is the Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort worth a visit?

Secrets Hideaway is a must-visit for any that are into the swinger lifestyle. Despite lacking many of the amenities that you would expect in a vacation resort, Secrets Hideaway makes up for it by catering to the swinger lifestyle. This Orlando spot is the actual happiest place on Earth for many.

So now let’s take a look at what Secrets Hideaway has to offer. We will look at the resort amenities, accommodation options, the swinger lifestyle scene at the resort, and the pricing of the resort.

Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort Review

Overall, we give Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort an above-average rating. We found that this resort is lacking a little in the general resort amenities category. On the other hand, this resort has excellent swinger lifestyle facilities that can make up for those shortcomings.

This clothing-optional resort is located in Kissimmee, Florida. This is near Disney, Universal, and all of the other travel destinations in Central Florida.

If you are looking for a high-class resort where you are pampered and feel like you are somewhere special, I would suggest trying some place like the Caliente. If you want a relaxing slower pace resort then I would suggest Paradise Lakes.

But if your goal is to find a fun, loud, party atmosphere, and sexually charged swinger lifestyle group of people then Secrets Hideaway could be exactly what you are looking for.

If you are really into the swinger lifestyle then you need to try out Secrets Hideaway at least once due to the quality of the adult facilities. They have an excellent adult playroom and a high-quality adult dungeon. These two areas make the trip worthwhile on their own.

While there is not much different going on at Secrets Hideaway as compared to other swinger-lifestyle resorts, it may be a little intense if this is your first stop in this lifestyle.

There are not a lot of options for entertainment or relaxation at Secrets other than swinging activities. The guests here seem to embrace that and dive right into the swinger lifesyle.

Resort Facilities at Secrets Hideaway

Sign at Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort

The regular resort facilities are where Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort is lacking. They are making investments and there are upgrade projects taking place so it could be improving greatly in the future. Overall, we give these resort facilities a rating of below average.

This resort is a converted hotel that is still in need of a lot of renovations. The facility is not dirty but just looks very dated in spots like the bathrooms, hotel rooms, and dining facilities. On our visit there, they also seemed to be very short-staffed which only made things seem worse.

A list of the resort amenities at Secrets Hideaway include:

  • Conversation pool
  • two hot tubs
  • poolside tiki bar
  • On site dining option
  • On site nightclub
  • Adult Playroom
  • Adult Dungeon Facility
  • On site adult store

A few things that are missing that you would expect at a resort would be no exercise room, no sit-down dining area (they currently have a tent with tables), no spa facility, no outside tables with chairs (lounge chairs only), and no walking trails.

The nightclub is really good at Secrets Hideaway. They have two bars inside with a decent sound and light show. The music is modern so don’t be expecting any classic rock.

At this time they only have one relatively small pool available in addition to the two hot tubs. They are in the process of building a new large pool that will be in the central courtyard. This pool which should be available in the late summer of 2022 should greatly enhance the facility.

Once again, they make up for these shortcomings with their excellent swinger lifestyle facilities. Just that it feels more like a budget Motel 6 instead of a resort when it comes to the actual non lifestyle facilities.

A Note About the Accomodations at Secrets Hideaway

There are two types of rooms at Secrets Hideaway. There are the unrenovated hotel rooms and the renovated condo units.

Both types of accommodations are still basically hotel rooms. The condo units are hotel rooms that have been sold off to individual owners.

The owners then update and renovate their units usually adding a bunch of personal touches. Condo owners can only stay in their units for a limited number of days and the units have to be available to rent out for the other days.

When you book from their website, you can pick the individual room that you are going to stay in. You will get to see pictures of the room. Just be a little leary of the ones that do not look new.

The unrenovated hotel rooms are generally less expensive but that does not necessarily make them a good deal. We rented one of the rooms and were very unhappy with the quality of the accommodations.

The pictures above are from one of these unrenovated rooms. It had been cleaned but did have issues like broken outlets, no working lighting in the bed area, slow draining toilet, and chipping around the tub. We do not expect five-star locations but were expecting a little more.

We checked out some of the renovated condo units and this was a totally different story. While not what I typically think of as a condo unit but they were still well done for the most part. They were definitely in better shape than the other rooms.

These rooms often have extra amenities for the swinger lifestyle like sex swings and stripper poles. If you can afford the upgrade, these special rooms will definitely make your stay much more enjoyable.

Some Things to Consider Before Booking

Florida is the best place in the USA for swinger lifestyle resorts. If you are interested in seeing all that they have to offer check out Top 5 Florida Swinger Lifestyle Resorts.

If you are a man dealing with some of the insecurities that I know I felt when we started visiting swinger lifestyle resorts, be sure to check out the Important Note to All Men Section.

The Adult Playroom at Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort

Secrets Hideaway Playroom entrance

The adult playroom is the top feature at Secrets Hideaway. The playroom is really big and offers numerous areas to explore the swinger lifestyle. You can not wear clothes in this area but you can wrap yourself in a towel if you want.

At the entrance to the playroom area is a locker room. Since you are not able to wear clothes in or take your cell phone in, you will probably need a place to store these items.

You do have to pay for the lockers but it is a reasonable nightly fee of $8 for a small locker and $10 for a large locker. Each locker has a couple of towels in it.

There are some attendants at the entrance that you can ask any questions. While the adult playroom has several “call attendant” buttons, you do not see attendants rooming around, cleaning, or supervising as you do at some other playrooms.

Near the entrance, there is a large group shower area that you can use to clean up before or after using the playrooms. This area also has a big laundry bin to place dirty linens in.

Right next to this area are a bunch of shelves with clean sheets. You are expected to put down sheets on any area that you lay down or sit down on.

Then you are on to the fun parts of the Secrets Hideaway Playroom.

How the Playroom Work

The first group of rooms that you come to are five separate rooms with doors. These rooms have multiple beds and/or beds and couch combo. The rooms have doors that you can shut but are equipped with windows to look in.

These rooms are meant so that you can put on a show or do some side-by-side play with another couple in the other bed. The general rule is if the door is open then you can go in the room to watch or start using another bed or couch in the room. If the door is shut then you can only look through the window.

No matter what, nobody is allowed to physically interact with another person without getting permission first. Failure to follow this one big rule will get you booted from the playroom immediately.

The next room that you come to is a large group play area. This area has several beds that are pushed together so that groups can play on them. This area also has a couple of couches to sit and watch from.

The last section has a number of beds that are closed off by sheer curtains. This allows you to play with a small degree of separation from everyone else. This section also has seating facing a large screen that plays porn. It is a good spot to play out any movie theater fantasies that you may have.

This playroom area is a lot of fun and stays pretty full on the weekend. There is plenty of activity to watch or participate in.

Playroom Hours

The playroom at Secrets Hideaway has the best hours of any of the big Florida resorts.

The playroom hours are as follows:

  • Monday thru Thursday – 730 pm to 2 am
  • Friday – 730 pm to 4 am
  • Saturday – noon to 5 pm and 730 pm to 4 am
  • Sunday – noon to 5 pm and 730 pm to 2 am

The Club Swinkster Dungeon at Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort

The Club Swinkster Dungeon at Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort

Club Swinkster is a “dungeon” area where people can explore their kinks in a safe environment. This is a lot less scary than how it may sound.

When we visited, my wife and I were pretty sure that this was not our thing. By the time we did a tour and talked to the people there, it still wasn’t our thing but we could see how some could find it appealing.

First of all, there are no dangerous activities going on at Club Swinkster. This area is well supervised to make sure that everyone is a willing participant and that no one really gets hurt.

There are several different kinks that you can explore at Club Swinkster including light bondage, caging, teasing, light whipping, and peepholes. The attendants here will provide you with instructions on how to safely participate in all the activities.

The attendants here are great about taking you on a quick tour and explaining all of the different items in the room.

If this is something that you fantasize about then you will really want to try this out. If it is not something that you fantasize about, it is still worth taking the tour to see what it is all about.

Club Swinkster hours are as follows:

  • Monday – closed
  • Tuesday – 10 pm to 2 am
  • Wednesday – closed
  • Thursday – 9 pm to 1 am
  • Friday – 10 pm to 2 am
  • Saturday – 10 pm to 2 am

The Sex Scene at Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort

This whole resort is just sexually charged at all times. It is a little strange because while this clothing-optional resort does have some public nudity it is less common than at similar resorts.

This may be because there is so much activity going on in the playrooms. In addition, the playrooms are open more at this resort than at the other resorts.

The sex at Secrets Hideaway is not limited to the playrooms. Though less common than at some other swinger lifestyle resorts, there was some sexual activity going on both poolside and at the hot tubs.

The one thing that I did see at this Resort was there was a lot more partying going on in the rooms. These parties often led to much of the sexual adventures happening in the rooms.

Most people were very friendly and it was very easy to get invited to a room party.

Pricing at Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort

The prices for accommodations at Secrets Hideaway vary greatly depending on what type of room that you get.

The unrenovated rooms run from $43 on some weeknights to $125 on some weekend nights. The prices on the renovated condo rooms run from $120 per night on weekdays up to $255 per night on weekends.

Unless you are on an extreme budget, I highly recommend the renovated upgrade rooms. You can see pictures of all of these rooms on the reservation section of their website.

In addition to the room rates, you have to pay a membership fee (one month was $35 for a couple) and entry fees ($10 for a couple on Mondays up to $50 for a couple on Saturdays). Night event fees are in addition to this as well and they can run from $25 a night up to $50 a night.

So when my wife and I went and stayed for three nights, we had a $35 membership fee, $105 in resort fees, and $115 in event fees. Keep this in mind because it does add quite a bit to your total cost. You will find that these total fees are often less than the day fees at other resorts.

The food and drink prices at Secrets Hideaway were pretty good. We could get a beer and a mixed drink for around $12 total. The food was reasonably priced as well.

Most breakfast, lunch, or supper meals were all in the neighborhood of $10.

If you could not find something on the menu that you liked there were multiple restaurants in the area including Denny’s which is right next door.

Our review score for the pricing at Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort is that the prices are pretty reasonable.

The Average Age, Body Type, Penis Size and Sex at Secrets Hideaway

We found that the average age at Secrets Hideaway was a little younger than what we had encountered at some of the other resorts. While the age range was all over the place from the twenties to the sixties, the average age on weekends was probably around 40.

The average body type at Secrets Hideaway seemed to be right in line with what you would find in the general public. You could find all body types here.

This resort seemed to have the closest to a 50/50 mix of the sexes that we have encountered at swinger resorts. While most people were part of a couple, we found both single men and single women at the resort.

Another question that is commonly asked is about penis size at this type of resort. A lot of men are concerned about this prior to their first visit to a place like this.

If this concerns you, the good news is that it is not a big deal to most people. The bad news is that penis size at this type of resort tends to be bigger than what you find in the general population. Basically, it seems that men with bigger penises are more comfortable showing them in public.

To learn more about this issue, you can check out Penis Size at Nudist Resorts for more information.

Where is Secrets Hideaway Swinger Lifestyle Resort Located?

The exact location and contact information for Secrets Hideaway Resort is:

2145 E Irlo Bronson Memorial Hwy
Kissimmee, FL 34744
(844) 563-6969
https://www.secretsfl.com/

This resort is located right in the heart of the Central Florida resort area. It is close (within a 1/2 hour drive) to Disney, SeaWorld, and Universal Studios. There is basically an unlimited number of places that you can go and see while staying at this resort.

Is this a Swinger or Naturist Resort?

When choosing a nudist spot, it is important to take into account what you are looking for. A naturist resort is a completely different experience from a swinger resort. Going to the wrong type may lead to some unexpected surprises for you.

The naturist looks at nudity as a non-sexual experience that frees the individual from many of the stresses of modern society. To the swinger, the nudity is all about the sexuality of the experience. If you are interested in additional information about the different types of nudist locations, check out Naturist or Swinger Nude Resorts and Beaches.

How to Find Swinger Partners at These Resorts

There are a few easy ways to find other couples to connect with at the swinger lifestyle resorts. The easiest way does require being a little outgoing but not too much.

You can easily meet other couples by just hanging out in the conversation pool or hot tub. If you hang out here long enough someone will usually start up a conversation with you. If not, you can always take the plunge and initiate the conversation.

Another method of getting acquainted with other couples is through the use of the playrooms at these resorts. You can find a couple that is using a bed in a room that has multiple beds and just take up a spot next to them.

There are rules with this but usually, if someone is playing with the door open then you can go in and use the bed next to them. Side-by-side play can easily lead to a little more.

My wife and I can be a little on the shy side so we like to prearrange things whenever possible. We have used a website called Adult Friend Finder to find couples to meet up with at these resorts.

We are more comfortable communicating online ahead of time. You can search the area local to the resort you are staying at for couples that you would like to meet. It is then easy to contact them through Adult Friend Finder to meet up.

It does not always work easily but it can help to prearrange a sure thing. We also use Adult Friend Finder to find people closer to home for us to meet. This is a big help because of the lack of swinger lifestyle resorts in our home area.

Important Note to All Men

I love the lifestyle that my wife and I have now. We visit nude beaches and nude resorts all the time and have a great time. I never felt comfortable doing this before because I struggled for years with erectile dysfunction and feelings of insecurity about my penis size

I knew that my wife loved me no matter what but I felt uncomfortable going to nude places or any sexually charged place because I just could not perform properly. My erectile dysfunction took over my life and destroyed my self-confidence.

For similar reasons, I felt insecure about my penis size. I knew that I was actually about average in that area but that was not good enough for me.

If I was going to surround my wife and me with other naked couples, I wanted to be above average. It was no different than exercising and lifting weights to lose weight and add muscle. I just wanted to look my best in these circumstances.

If you are going to engage in the swinger lifestyle, you need to be confident in yourself. You don’t need to worry about the same things that I did because it is not important to everyone. But if you do worry about these things then do something about it.

How I Gave Myself the Confidence to Embrace the Lifestyle

Confidence is extremely important for any man to enjoy the swinger lifestyle. If you have the same concerns that I had then there is hope for you.

Your top priority has to be your erection quality which is addressed in the Being Able to Perform section below. Without good erection quality, it is really hard to enjoy the swinger lifestyle or work on an issue like penis size.

Penis size is a little more difficult to address but it can be done with a little time and effort. Read the Making an Impression section below to find out how to do this in a scientifically proven method.

Being Able to Perform

I tried everything to overcome my erectile dysfunction without success. I tried the prescription pills, supplements, penis injections, and vacuum devices/rings. After everything failed, I thought that penis implant surgery was my only option.

That is when I discovered acoustic wave therapy. This type of treatment was the cure for my erectile dysfunction and changed my life around.

I personally used the Phoenix device to help overcome my erectile dysfunction. The Phoenix is a fully functional FDA-registered device for home use with a 98% success rate.

The Phoenix device is shown to fix poor blood flow which is the leading cause of ED. Additionally, the Phoenix safely eliminates plaque in penile blood vessels and triggers the growth of more blood vessels.

I truly believe in this product. Whether you try the Phoenix or some other form of acoustic wave therapy, you really need to check it out before settling on a life with erectile dysfunction or getting an implant.

Making an Impression

In regards to penis size, there is only one way to actually increase your penis size. This is not through the use of magic pills, lotions, or any other quick and easy fix. The use of penis traction devices is the only way that works but it takes time and effort.

This is the only method that has been scientifically studied and proven to work for penis enlargement. This is not easy and you need to really be committed to the use of these devices in order for it to work. With these devices and a commitment on my part, I was able to add over an inch of length to my penis.

To find out more about penis traction devices be sure to read Do Penis Traction Devices work? This article contains information about the devices, scientific studies about the devices, and my personal results using the devices.

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